I'm being forced to go to a little child's f---ing b-day

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Thread Topic: I'm being forced to go to a little child's f---ing b-day

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    *puts baby on a bus to Nebraska*

    NOW WHAT YA GONNA DO
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    Tyreseonater Advanced
    The results are in...

    Surprisingly, no one is the father!
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    oh
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    Dark22978 Hot Shot
    *dies of feels*
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    oops
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    Si we can't have a family after all
    the baby's gonna grow up Nebraskan
    raised by a family of wild hobos
    the problem will resolve itself
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    Dark22978 Hot Shot
    *dead*

    my poor baby
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    you should have been faithful
    but no
    you've been out seeing Big Bird
    oh yeah, I know
    I see the feathers in your hair
    b----
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    Selena112 Expert
    I'm perfectly healthy I could've knocked you up babe
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    Selena112 Expert
    Also why Nebraska that sounds terrifying

    Better than Montana I guess
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    I think we need a penis somewhere in this equation I'm sorry

    It has a nice ring to it. Nebraska. Like Alaska. But also without penguins. Alaska doesn't have penguins.
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    absol heart Advanced
    tristan: yugi, im pregnant, and your the father!

    yugi: what the f---!?
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    Selena112 Expert
    Ting and I are raising a child I don't need you

    Also goodnight
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    EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS A CHEATER CASTIELDAMMIT

    Goodnight. I love you. :3
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    Selena112 Expert
    You don't know what I have below

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