Do you want to know something very interesting?

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Thread Topic: Do you want to know something very interesting?

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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    "Thanks for helping us bunniez" Vampi said. "Ohhh! Tea. Yummy"
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    After they had finished tea and were watching some crap on the tv, DFL got knock on the door. "Hmm, I wonder who that could be, " she wondered stupidly. Very, very stupidly. Ververyveryveryvery stupidly.
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    "Noooo, DFL, let me get the door for you, " the bunny said. "No, it's ok" DFL said. "NO, REALLY." the bunny said. "YA, WELL I'M SAYING, IT'S OK, GOT THAT?!" DFL yelled, pulling out her lightsaber.
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    The bunny bit DFL on the leg, but DFL managed to shake it off and stab it 57 times with her lightsaber. Midst all this, Vampi was just watching Spongebob. "Now, who's at the door? " DFL wondered as she opened the door.
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    Sratch that, as DFL STUPIDLY opened the door. It wasn't who you all are expecting. It was the mailman!!!!!
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    He dropped a crate on her doorstep, tipped his hat, and left. "That's odd, " DFL thought. "I wonder what's in that box..." (DFL, as you can see, is VERY stupid) She carefully opened the box, and inside was...........................................
    NAKED ZOMBIE MOLE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Alana Novice
    omfg...
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    Vampi still watching Sponge bob just sat there while DFL battled with the naked zombe mole clowns. Spongebob was just fixing to sing 'im a goffy gobber' when a zombie very stupidly got in the was of the tv. "Get out of the way" Vampi said as she cut of the zombie's head. "um, Vampi. i need some help over here!" DFL said.
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    DFL was hacking away with her lightsaber, and she accidently hacks off a mole's dick. It goes flying into the pizza Vampi just ordered.
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    "NUU! not the pizza!" Vampi screams. "thats it" she yells as she kill the rest of the hidious beasts. then she orders more pizza and watches some more spongebob
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    "Yesh!"DFL says. "I'm a true lithper." "What the hell?" Vampi says. "YA!!! now all those mother f---ing moles are gone!" DFL said. "Viking cheer!"
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    "RRRRRRWAR!" DFL and Vampi did the viking Cheer. Outside the door, Clive was cursing madly. ''Motherf---ing dick sucking b---- clucking dorks!!!(whale dicks)" Clive is just weird like that. He stroked Ashley's detached head he had kept from the battle. It was moldy and smelled like rotting giraffes, but he kissed it anyways and called his friend, Dick. (Who, incidently, was a giant dick... NO JOKE!)
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    So Dick was patiently listening to Clive b---- about DFL and Vampi. He said, "I know what i can do" and called in all the other giant dicks that he knew. "I'll send them over to DFL's" he said. "Lets see what their vaginas can go against my army of dicks!!!!!"

    lol i did NOT just write that.
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    What Dick DIDN'T know was DFL's address, and he was too much a lazy dumb--- to ask Clive. So instead of sending his army of dicks to Kalamazoo, he sent the dicks to Albequerqe, are there they ate salsa made of zombies. (which they unknowingly ate)
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    At this point, Clive gave up and knocked on the door to have a "talk" with DFL... What he actually had in mind was to kill her, eat all the chicken, and to make Vampi his wife. He knocked on the door cautiosuly.

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