Do you want to know something very interesting?

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Thread Topic: Do you want to know something very interesting?

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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    ohkay!

    As soon as Vampi walked into Zombieland millions of the naked undead started running after her. pulling out her favorite weapon, the AK-47, and starts mowin um down. Finally clearing an opening she runs quickly through the horde of naked zombie, being carefull not to get pregnate. She finally makes it to Zombie Metropolos (the biggest Zombie city ever) and looks for the hobo and Rahilio.
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    I'll add on!
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    lol go ahead
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    And then DFL comes up and pulls out a machete and starts chopping off all the heads of the whore-ish lady zombies.
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    But, soon after, she comes face to face with Ashley, Clive's zombie girlfriend. "You'll never have him, b----!!!" She snarles, obviously jealous that Clive hasn't gotten HER pregnant. DFL just cuts her blonde head off, and says, "I don't NEED Clive, I have __________ (insert name here)"
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    lol.

    Vampi hears a movement behind her. She turns around just in time to see Clive tackle her to the ground. She's trying to get away as he tries to f--- her. "get off of me you peice of rotting s---!" Vampi yells. She pushes Clive off just in time.
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    DFL then goes in search of more weapons, and found a lightsaber just laying there. She took it, and looked for Vampi, backing her up.
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    Vampi sees DfL and motions her over. "I think that your hobo and child will be hiding over there" Vampi says while motioning to a trash can fire in the diatance
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    DFL saw Clive gettin on Vampi and rushed towards Vampi, and threw her lightsaber at Clive. It landed in his head, and he fell to the ground. DFL took her lightsaber back, and headed towards Clive's house, hoping to find Rahilio and her hobo there.
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    wait, i messed that up! crap!
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    lol, this is funny
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    Let me start over:
    DFL gasped and headed towards the trash can. But in her exitement, she had dropped her lightsaber.
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    Vampi is too busy making sure no naked zombie attck she doesnt see DFL drop the lightsaber
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    As DFL reached the trash can, a zombie rears up from behind her and pulls down DFL's pants.
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    Vampi seeing the could be rape in progress runs toward the Zombie attacking DFL and cuts his head off before anything can happen *cough* again *cough*. "um, you should put your pants back on" Vampi says

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