Do you want to know something very interesting?

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Thread Topic: Do you want to know something very interesting?

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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    omfg really! me too!
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    nooo, that wasn't it... it was more interesting... ok, here it is.







    i got pregnant



    the baby came out of my neck


    and my hobo ran away and took it with him.


    so i need someone to go to zombieland and get them back.
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    I WANNA GO TO ZOMBIELAND!!!
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    Devin65 Novice
    Eeek.
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    it was my zombie boyfriend that got me pregnant >:( he should know better!!!
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    I'll give you the whole story, ok? I mean, no one's on, and no one cares, but... I just wanna type it.
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    im backkk!
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    Okay, so someone from gtq that knows where I live bought a box of naked zombies and dumped the box in a bush by my house. So chris, my friend, was walking by my house, and a lady zombie crept out of thee buch and attacked him... and the rest, you realy don't want to know. after that "exiting" incident, chris went home and layed down. little did he know, he was PREGNANT!!! (lady zombies have a special power that lets them make guys pregnant) so aroung 2:22 am, i got a knock on the door, and i foolishly opened the door. And, um... yeah. So the zombie that got me pregnant's name was Clive, and shortly after, he left to go hump a llama. So i was thinking, "What a fag". Then i looked down, and you know what?! My tummy was... big! (HAHAHA! i can't belive I'm typing this) and of course, I'm a vampire, and that was a zombie. And everyone knows that if you're a vampire, and you get pregnant with a zombie baby, it comes out of your neck. So 2 hours later (it doesn't take 9 months for me, just 2 hours) i was giving birth out of my neck. I named my baby Rahilio. So after i came back from the hospital, with my neck all sewed up nicely, i introduced my baby to my hobo that i keep for a pet. It was love at first sight!! I left for school the next morning, and when i came back, MY BABY AND MY HOBO WERE GONE!!!! so I asked one of my zombie friends to go to zombieland and go retrieve them(because, obviously, they had went in seaarch of Clive) But she said she wasn't that type of zombie. And i asked my other friend, but she said she was afraid she would get pregnant. So... ya. I need someone to get them for me. Anyone up for it?!
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    oh, vampi!!!
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    no one cares. :'(


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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    i'll go to zombie land *walks in with 3 machine guns a machate and a s--- load of bullets*
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    yayyyy!!! just don't kill Clive. You can kill his zombie gf, though. Oh!!! My friend chris, he's a werewolf, so his baby's gonna come out of his left thigh.
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    xVaMpIrEx Newbie
    lol! ok!

    *walks up to the gates of Zombieland* *hears moaning on the other side* *takes a breath and says* good thing im a vampire to so i wont die *dissapears into Zombieland
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    make sure you don't get pregnant!! It makes your neck sore!!

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