Yo Mama Jokes.
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama Jokes.
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Yo mama so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky!
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Yo momma so ugly that she makes beached whales throw themselves back into the ocean and gay guys run from monsoons of penises and the government would consider it a lethal weapon.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squished a booger outta George Washington's nose.
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Yo momma so fat she got into a monster truck and made it a low rider.
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Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the IPod it became the Ipad
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Yo mama so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.
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YO mama so fat that when she sings, it's over.
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Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car.
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I have nothing bad to say about yo momma as her face says it all.
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Jackie and Ash: Alex has defeated all of us with his jokes :P
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. D:
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Yo mama so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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Yo momma like a finger puppet. People stick fingers in her and wiggle them around.
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o.o xD
Yo mama so poor I farted and she said "Clap my hands, stomp my feet, Thank the lord we got some heat!" -
Yo momma so fat that when she moved to a new town the population dropped by 500.
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