Do You Have a Good Sense of Humor? PART ONE

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Many people do. But they don’t really know it. So this quiz will help with that. Of course maybe you do have a good sense of humor but it says you don’t. *shrugs* If you do and it does say you do not…. then… oh well. Just have fun and I hope you get a few good laughs out of it. AND remember

Lol-er-er-de-er XD oh and if any of these are like copyrighted I did not make them up. I have only heard them from friends and family and are passing their lol-ing powers to you.

Created by: Jack Attack 1995

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. The question for each one is: is this joke funny put yes or no or kinda
  2. All life ends on earth and there’s a huge line to get to heaven so St.Peter tells all the men to form two lines. One line for the guys who have let women dominate their lives. Then 2nd line is for men who have dominated their women. When the two lines are formed Peter is astonished to see that there is only one man in the 2nd line. He says to the rest of the men, “You should be ashamed of yourselves! *Peter turns to the other man* Son, please tell your brothers how you have asserted yourself.” The man shrugs and says, “What’s to tell? My wife told me to stand here.”
  3. 3 men get a room at the top floor of a 30 story hotel. They go out and have some fun. And Later that night, when they get back, the men find out that the elevators have broken down. The men decide that they only have one life to live so they decide to take the stairs. One man is a singer so he sings for the first 10 floors to boost their morale. The 2nd man is a dancer so he dances up the next 10 floors. The 3rd man, a comedian, starts to tell his saddest and scariest joke. He says, “I left the room key in the car.”
  4. Bob calls home one afternoon to check on his wife. “Hello?” says a little girl’s voice. “Hey honey! Its daddy,” says Bob. “Where’s Mommy?” “She’s in the bedroom with Uncle Frank!” Bob pauses. “Honey you don’t have an Uncle Frank.” “Yes I do.” “Okay then heres what I want you to do. Run upstairs, knock on the door and yell that Daddy’s car just pulled up in the driveway.” A few minutes later the little girl comes back and says, “I did exactly what you said Daddy. When they heard me, Mommy jumped out of bed, tripped on the rug and fell out the window. Now she’s dead.” Bob says, “Oh my God! What about Frank?” The little girl says, “He jumped out the back window and drowned in the pool.” There is a pause. “Pool??? Is this 555-7039?”
  5. Patrick from Ireland goes on a quiz show. “what is the capital of Ireland?” says the host. “Pass.” Says Patrick. “Kissing which famous stone gives you the gift of the gab?” “Pass.” “What are the colours of Ireland’s flag?” says the exasperated host. “Pass!” A voice from the audience cries out, “Good man Paddy! Tell ‘em nothing!”
  6. Words of Wisdom ~When you’re at the bank Never get in line behind the guy wearing a ski mask~ ~Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.~
  7. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? Oh look! Donut seeds!
  8. How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Tell her to sit in the corner of a round room.
  9. How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write “Please Turn Over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
  10. A Blonde decides to kidnap a boy and hold him for ransom. Having grabbed the boy from the playground she writes a note saying: I have kidnapped your son. Leave $10,000 on the park bench tomorrow afternoon or you will never see him again. Signed a Blonde. She pins it to his shirt and sends him home. The next day the Blonde goes over to the bench and there is the boy with all the money. The boy hands her a note which says: How could you do this to a fellow blonde?
  11. Bill Gates, Brad Pitt, a hippie and a mime are on a plane when of course it begins to crash. They are only 3 parachutes left. Brad Pitt tells a long speech about how tremendously handsome he is and that he has to live, so he takes a parachute and jumps out. Bill Gates looks at the hippie and mime and says that the world cannot go on without the smartest man alive so he takes a pack and jumps. The mime and hippie look at one another. The mime starts doing complicated gestures and gesticulates toward the final parachute. But the hippie says, “Don’t sweat it dude. The smartest man alive just jumped out wearing my backpack.”
  12. Okay so that was that for the first part comment and rate and/or take my other quizzes

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