Are you a redneck-white trash-hill-billy-racist

I finally was able to finish this quiz after much trial and tribulation. It's not an easy job when you have to go to work everyday at a REAL job. So here it is, enjoy yourselves as much as I enjoyed myself.

I'm confident that you will find these results VERY accurate and you will be portrayed EXACTLY as EVERYONE else with a working brain sees you. So go on I dare you to see yourself in the light of reality. Can you handle the truth?

Created by: eesined
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Have you spent more money on tattoos than on dental care?
  2. Do you have pictures or names of people tattooed on you that have no idea who you are?
  3. Could you or anyone in your family have their teeth mistaken for a yellow glo-bracelet?
  4. Do you think of your tattooist as an "artist"
  5. Are your teeth more colorful than your tattoos?
  6. Did you just say, "What teef??????"
  7. Can you name all the black/hispanic/jamaican/etc. people you know?
  8. Have your children been to the local tattoo parlor more than they've been to the dentist/doctor/orthodontist?
  9. How many black/hispanic/non-white people have actually been inside your house more than 2 steps past your front door?
  10. Do you work in the "family bizniss"?
  11. Is your shoe size higher than the last grade you completed?
  12. Did you have to hire a babysitter just to be able to go to the prom?
  13. Do your kids own more video games than books?
  14. Are you excited about the prospect of being a grandparent before 35?
  15. Do you know which wine cooler goes best with roasted pig?

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