Who Said It (or Have you Been Paying Attention?)

Bob Jones and his offspring said many things that could have easily come out of the mouths of third-world dictators, Mormon prophets, and dumb celebrities. Let's see how discerning you are.

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Created by: Roger, BJU Fundy Master! of Sayings of the Other Bob Joneses
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  1. Who said the following? "Women, like men, are human beings. This is an incontestable truth...Women are different from men in form because they are females."
  2. Who said the following? "If these [gay] people want to kill themselves off, that's their business. But to expect sympathy from me, I just can't give it."
  3. Who said the following? "Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up."
  4. Who said the following? "I'd rather see somebody that could lose his temper in a good cause than to see somebody who prides himself in never losing his temper."
  5. Who said the following? "The biggest hoax the devil ever tried to put over on Bible-believing Christians is the revised standard version of the Bible."
  6. Who said the following? "[He] justifies his association with infidels, unbelievers, cultists, and all kinds of 'unclean birds'."
  7. Who said the following? "Caves are scary places, creepy places. When I go into a cave, even just into its entrance – an unexplored kind of cave – I don't go far, because I don't know what bears, snakes, spiders, creepy-crawly things – things you don't like to go bump with in the dark – might be waiting for me."
  8. Who said the following? "I don't care about my character here on earth. I don't care about what other people think or say about me, all I care about is my standing before the Lord."
  9. Who said the following? "All societies today look upon women as little more than commodities. The East regards her as a commodity to be bought and sold, while the West does not recognize her femininity."
  10. Who said the following? "All education is brain-washing."
  11. Who said the following? "I hope you'll pray that the Lord will smite him, hip and thigh, bone and marrow, heart and lungs and all there is to him, that he shall destroy him quickly and utterly."
  12. Who said the following? "A Negro is best when he serves at the table."

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