Who are you on The Andy Griffith Show?

In the town of Mayberry, the Friendly Town, you can find all kinds: noble lawmen, entrepreneurs, teachers, lovable goofs, even wild women. If your address was Mayberry, USA, who would you be?

So peak ease on into town and put down roots. One way or another, you are bound to find friends and have a good ol' time. Until they roll up the sidewalk at nine PM, that is.

Created by: T. Walker

how old am I?
- 25-35
- 35-40
- 50-60
What is my gender?
- Male
- Female
Where do you live?
- In a quaint house
- In a rented room
- In an apartment
- In a small house
What is a favorite pastime?
- Playing guitar
- Judo
- Sitting on a sidewalk bench
- Staggering
- Going on a date
What would you do if you found a 4 leaf clover?
- Treasure it for good luck
- Think of drinking like an irishman
- Show it to your son as a novelty
- Put it in a scrapbook
- How many leaves are they supposed to have, anyway
You have an unexpected visitor from out of town. What do you do?
- Put him or her in the guest room
- Pretend you are someone you are not
- Take him out on the town
- Try to get him a job where you work
Yor car breaks down in the country. What will you do?
- Walk to a phone and call for help
- Become so depressed you cannot function
- Blame whoverer else is in the car
- Hitchhike. You're sure getting a ride will be easy
- Try to fix the problem yourself
- Drive? You're way too drunk!
What is your favorite kind of music
- Bluegrass
- The light classics
- Dance tunes
- Nonsense songs
- Boogie Woogie
- Gospel
A dangerous criminal has been spotted near town. What to do, what to do?
- Try to work with the State police
- Stay inside
- Nothing. You are oblivious to the threat
- Get deputized
- Charge out in pursuit
- Look for him. You like dangerous men
- Form a plan to capture him
You just found a wallet full of money. What will you do with it?
- Spend it fast
- Keep it til rightful owner comes forward
- Plan to turn it in, but forget where you put it
- Donate it if owner doesn't come forward soon
- Visit the local moonshiner
A stranger in town acts oddly. What should be done?
- Follow him in an inept fashion. Make him your new project!
- Chalk it up to everybody being different
- You're too odd yourself to notice
- Gossip about him or her
- Form a conspiracy theory about him or her
- Stranger? What's a stranger?
The annual town dance is this week. How do you prepare?
- Get the old salt and pepper dry-cleaned
- Plan to go with your steady
- Plan to hook up with another couple to attend
- Practice the drunken stumble-a-gogo
- Butt in on other people's plans
- Dance? I can barely walk
What do you do on your vacation?
- Stay at the YMCA
- Party all week!
- Same thing as any other week. Get hammered
- rest both my feet and one hand
- Stay home and read the National Geographic
What do you want for your birthday?
- 5 more bullets
- A basketball
- Something clear and wet
- Jewelry
- Tickets to a show
- A new watch
- Rum cake without the cake
How acquainted am I with American history?
- You think the Emancipation Proclamation concerned people who proclaimed they were emancipated
- You like it and you make it fun
- Only through an award you really didn't earn
- You might say you're an expert, but you'd be dead wrong
- You really know your stuff
- If its Calvin Coolidge you're talking about, count you in
- History, didn't you flunk that in high school?
What makes you pretty nervous?
- Haunted houses
- Loaded goats
- The Gordon Brothers
- Charlene Darling
- Missing work
- Uneven sideburns
- Being stood up
Who do you sometimes judge too harshly?
- Opie
- All my girlfriends
- Andy
- Helen
- Otis
- The Fun Girls
Your date calls to cancel. What is tour response?
- Assume the worst. There has to be a problem, right?
- Call up Juanita. She's always available
- Just find a different bootlegger for the night.
- Show up anyway. Nobody would break a date with you!
- Stay home and assume there will be other dates
What kind of story would you tell Opie?
- A fairy tale
- A cops and robbers tale
- It wouldn't matter. My speech is too slurred to understand
- Anything that starts in the middle and has no beginning or end
- A pep talk
- A crazy history story

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