Which Stooge are you?

Life has its little comedy troupes; morons who only exist to make the rest of the world laugh. If you've ever pulled a caper, a shenanegin, or bonered up a really good opportunity, then you know what I mean.

The world is full of simpletons, and chances are that you are one of them. But how can you be sure? And if you are, what kind are you? A numbskull, a nitwit, a knucklehead, or just your average run-of-the-mill boob? Take this quiz if you dare to find out!

Created by: E S
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. You'll make a huge wad of cash if you can guard a priceless Ming vase for the next 24 hours, but one of your idiotic friends breaks it. How do you react?
  2. You see a pretty girl at a party smile at you. How do you proceed?
  3. There's a bear between you and the exit to the cave! Do you:
  4. You've been hired to impersonate the King of Siam for a day. What do you do?
  5. You're being chased by police for something that was surely an accident! Now what?
  6. A crook holds you at gunpoint and forces you to help him rob a bank. Do you:
  7. You're trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. How do you do it?
  8. You've inherited your uncle's antique store. What do you do with it?
  9. You just won the lottery! How do you spend your winnings?
  10. You've just been kicked out of the gang. Who do they replace you with?

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Quiz topic: Which Stooge am I?