What shoe should you get kicked in the balls with?

So you're going to get kicked in the balls by another guy. Maybe you've never been kicked in the balls before. Maybe you've been kicked in the balls a lot. The question right now is, what kind of shoe should he wear when he is going to kick you?

Different shoes hit different. This quiz is considering 4 popular brands of shoes that many guys have available to wear and to kick another guys' balls with.

Created by: Adrian Megia

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Do you/did you get bullied in school?
- Yes, a lot.
- Yeah, sometimes.
- No, not really.
- Never, I was the bully!
If you get/got bullied, what kind of guys bully/bullied you the most?
- Skaters
- Athletes
- Other
- I am/was the bully!
Have you been kicked in the balls before?
- Yes, a lot.
- Yeah, a few times.
- No.
- No, but I have kicked a lot of other guys in the balls.
Would you ever kick another guy in the balls?
- No, never!
- Probably not, but I guess it depends.
- Yeah, I've kicked a few guys in the nuts.
- Definitely, I do it all the time!
What underwear do you wear?
- boxers
- boxer-briefs
- briefs (not whitey tighties)
- whitey tighties
Has anyone ever given you a wedgie?
- Yes, often.
- Yeah, a few times.
- No.
- No, I give wedgies to other guys!
Would you ever wedgie another guy?
- No, never.
- Probably not, but I guess it depends.
- Yeah, I've given a few wedgies here and there.
- Definitely, I do it all the time!
Are you gay or straight?
- Straight
- Gay
- Other (bi, pan, ...)
- Not sure.
Pick a shape.
- Large Diamonds
- Small Diamonds
- Large Circles
- Small Circles
Pick another shape.
- 5-pointed star
- 6-pointed star
- 7-pointed star
- check mark
Pick a letter.
- D
- V
- C
- N
Of these colors, what is your favorite?
- Pink
- Blue
- Purple
- Red
Your bully is going to kick your friend in the balls but gives you some choices, which do you choose?
- let your bully kick you instead
- kick your friend in the balls instead, but if your bully thinks you didn't do it hard enough he kicks you too
- let your friend kick you in the balls instead, but if your bully thinks he didn't do it hard enough he kicks him too
- just let your bully kick your friend in the balls
Your bully is going to do one thing to you but you get to choose what it is. What do you choose?
- kick in the balls
- wedgie
- ice in your underwear
- gagged with his dirty sock
Why are you getting kicked in the balls right now?
- I have a friend who wants to kick me.
- I have a bully who is going to kick me making me take this.
- I want to know what it feels like because I've never been kicked before.
- I've been kicked before, but just want another one right now for fun.

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