What is your fortune for today?
Tired of those same ol' horoscopes in the daily paper? Well heres a totally inaccurate horoscope specially created just for you! Entertainment purposes only, $9.99 a minute, cash in advance!
The spirits are conversing on your Fortune. You result will appear shortly. And apparently, your check has bounced, so im gonna need that $9.99 now... come on.. cough it up... Hey you think i spit out fortunes for free?
Created by: Zeri