What insult suits you best?

This quiz asks you many questions that you may find both scary and confusing. It aims to show you just how intelligent you are and therefore which insult you are worthy of. If you feel this is too silly/stupid, then go eat a rabbit-giraffe crossbreed.

Its time Boys and Girls. Enjoy. The ranks range from Mastermind to HaHa. Everything in between is fairly grey, so try hard to reach one of these two ranks. Some of the questions require an understanding beyond thought, so do your best. They're not in order of difficulty, really, so try hard with every one.

Created by: Jonny Howard of this site
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  1. If you were a girl/boy what colour hair would you opt for?
  2. A day with Paris Hilton or a death unimaginably painful and torturous
  3. Do you think James Blunt has a good singing voice?
  4. Are you a Christian?
  5. If I were to say you had beautiful eyes, what would you say?
  6. A walk on the peer or some ginger beer?
  7. Pie or Mash?
  8. Who is cooler, Westwood or Xzibit
  9. Complete this sentence, sixteen and a .....
  10. Bleugh?

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