The Voight-Kampff Scale Test

So you're flesh and blood, but what about your mind? Are you human, machine, more human than human? Take this test to find out, but beware of potentially incriminating results.

Feel free to smoke, it won't affect the test. Just please try not to move around too much. Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Answer as quickly as you can.

Created by: Angelina

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. You're in the desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on it's back. The tortoise lays there on it's back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help -- but you're not helping. Why is that?
  2. Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
  3. It's your birthday, someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How would you respond?
  4. You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection, plus the killing jar. What do you do?
  5. You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there is a wasp crawling up your arm. What would you do?
  6. You're reading a magazine. You come across a full page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your husband. He likes it so much he hangs it on your bedroom wall. What would you do?
  7. You see a spider in a bush outside your window. It has an orange body, green legs. You watch her build a web all summer, then one day there is a big egg in the web. The egg hatches. What happens next?
  8. You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend. You decide to have an abortion. How do you feel?
  9. You're watching an old movie. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. Why is it that the raw oysters are less acceptable to you than the dish of boiled dog?
  10. Do you smoke?
  11. You are six years old. You and your brother sneak into an empty building through a basement window. You were gonna play doctor. He shows you his, then it's your turn. What happens?

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