The VA geekhood litmus test

Sure, you think you're a geek, what with all your hipsterish square-rim glasses and iPod with your Elliot Smith, but just how geek are you really? Do you know your Romulan from your Wookiee? Probably not, idiot.

Take the quiz, or be a douchebag. Those are your only options, douchebag. Hey, don't blame me. Your mom told me to say it. Douchebag. Okay, that last one was all me.

Created by: Adam Davidson

Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Basic VA trivia: Past-tense design major.
  2. Advanced VA trivia: The director of Small Town Gay Bar is:
  3. In the short-lived TV series, Firefly, what is the pilot's name?
  4. 37?
  5. How many gigawatts does it take to generate enough energy to successfully engage the flux capacitor?
  6. Dr. Weird's laboratory is located on:
  7. Which of these is not a Matt Groening production?
  8. On the TV show, Wonderfalls, Jaye had the magical power to:
  9. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
  10. Who was the Wild Thing?
  11. Enter Sandman:Metallica as Wake Up:?
  12. Terrorist and shotguns are now:
  13. The director of Return of the Jedi was:
  14. Colonel K. hands missions out to:
  15. Bryan Singer directed Superman Returns. But who wrote it?
  16. Citizen Kane is notable for being the first major studio film to do what?
  17. The punchline is a penis.
  18. Who had the choice of taking her to bed or losing her forever?
  19. Jamie Bamber and Katie Sackhoff:
  20. What was Spielberg's first film?
  21. Vote Bloom!
  22. The first names of this group's members are Steve, Tony, Hank, Janet, Bruce, Wanda, and Pietro.
  23. Wally West, Jay Garrick, and Barry Allen have all been called:
  24. Which of these people were never auditioned to play Indiana Jones or Han Solo?
  25. "Up there, it's their time. Down here . . . it's our time, guys. Our time."
  26. Who stole Stan's pi?
  27. What is Tobias Funke's occupation?
  28. Robert DeNiro hosts the annual ______ Film Festival.
  29. John Dorian and Christopher Turk are doctors at which hospital?
  30. Which of these characters are not owned by DC Comics?
  31. Irwin M. Fletcher's middle name is:
  32. Which of these is not of Numenorean blood?
  33. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf---er."
  34. What has a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, a hair trigger, retails for $109.95, and can be found in the sporting goods department at S-Mart?
  35. This parrot is no more!

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