The Ron Santo Quiz

There has been a lot of debate about the greatness of Ron Santo lately. And the Sows Base Ball Club Inc. home office has decided to bring this stormy issue to an end, or as we do a lot around here, throw gas on the fire and make things worse.

In the past, we have had O. Campbellson do the quizzes, but after all the hate mail from friends, family and local authorities; Mr. Campbellson has been fired, stuffed into a crate and deported from the United States. And in his place we have hired a bright young lady named Adrienne to fill the roll of the new Sow's quiz maker-upper. Adrienne is 12 years old, lives in Missouri with her parents, Smedrick and Blanch, and her stinky, little brother, Huckleberry. At press time, Adrienne STILL has not been CONVICTED of any crimes, and recently received a PhD in Computer Science Junk from The University of Get Outta My Room. She also has a huge crush on the guitar player for Death Cab For Cutie. Please give Adrienne a big Sow welcome. Regarding this quiz, we have been assured by Adrienne that it will actually be interactive. Which means, you answer each question and at the end you get to see your results. Pretty cool, huh? Let's get the party started. And remember, this quiz counts towards your final score, so if you need to cheat off one of your classmates, pick a smart one.

Created by: Adrienne

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Our "Big Five" Personality Assessment Quiz!

  1. Ain't Ron Santo Great?
  2. How can anybody NOT love Ron, anyway?
  3. Did Jordan Abbe really say he DIDN'T like Ron Santo?
  4. Ron Santo is to Articulation as Hoyt Axton is to what?
  5. Pick one: you either Listen to Ron call Cub games on the radio all season long, or you get a Tattoo of Ron's face onto your butt?
  6. Name your favorite Cub 3rd baseman who later became a radio announcer, AND whose last name ends in an O?
  7. If you had to live your whole life all over again, what would you do differently?
  8. That's enough questions on our hero Ron Santo. Let's see how you do with other subjects in The Exciting Bonus Round. These last three questions are of general knowledge. Look them over carefully and then just guess, kinda like you did with the first seven questions. And remember to turn in your final score to Coach Paul, lord of the Sows, for a chance to win a slightly suspicious looking 8X10 autographed photo of Ron Santo. (Hint, Paul signed it) Question # 8: You're standing on the corner, in Winslow, Arizona. It's such a fine sight to see. What do you see?
  9. In the movie "Citizen Kane" what is the last thing said by Orson Wells' character, Charles Foster Kane?
  10. This whole 'Ron Santo' business got started because one of the Sow players said he thought Ron Santo was an idiot. Guess which one? (Here's a few helpful clues: he's one of the younger guys; he combs his hair with a pillow; Mark calls him 'Opie'; he has made several really great catches in the outfield; and he never listens to the sage advice from his Uncle, Smelly-Kelly.

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