The Dumbest Test Ever

Now these days, people be taking tests for now reason. See what vampire they are from Lord of the Rings.Which Harry Potter character you would fight aliens with. Or why did the chicken cross the road? Guess what, it was to get to the other side.

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Created by: wolfsilvey37

What is love?
- Baby Don't Hurt Me
- A lie told by people who don't know pain.
- A dream out of reach
- It's a feeling you get when someone is exactly what you need in your life. Personality, and everything.
- I don't know. All I feel is sadness and pain. My life is a hellish prison I can only escape through death.
What goes in green and comes out black?
- Snoop Doggs favorite plant.
- Lettuce, if you have bloody stool.
- Money after your burn it on stuff you don't need
Which sentence is true?
- Not this one
- This one
- The first one
Which is your favorite?
- Brussel Sprouts
- Birthday Cake
- One singular KFC chicken leg
- A half eaten slice of... I think that's pepperoni... pizza.
If you watch movies, but stare at your phone the whole time, you're just listening to an audiomovie.
- Yes
- What?
- I STILL KNOW WHAT GOING ON !!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
Do you wanna make some dough?
- Yes
- No
- Maybe so.
- I'm not good at cooking.
Is this the dumbest test yet?
- Squirrel
- Yes.
- They're all stupid. (that wasn't the question)
- No, I'm having so much fun playing these quizzes. (if you like them, let me know, i've got an idea I wanna start working on if you do)
What do you get when you mix three girls named Sarah, with a bunch of bottle caps?
- Triceratops
- A good time... wait where are the bottles
- You tell me. My breath is smelly so I would rather not talk as much right now. I hope you understand why I may be silent for a while today, at least until I can brush my teeth.
What color was bob the builders underwear?
- Can we fix me not knowing the answer?
- Red, blue, green, and anything you wanna see
- White
If Steve Jobs had to get a job where would he get a job?
- McDonalds.
- Apple.
- Google.
- He'd start a new business, and go from there.
If Leonardo Di Caprio didn't play Jack in The Titanic, the film industry would be a much different place.
- Okay now you're just saying stuff. (I can't swear ;()
- Yes it would. Then that movie wouldn't suck.
- Yes. He was great in that role. One of his best performances.
- I never sawed it.
LaSt QuEsTiOn. How does a guy named Bill find his wife Henrietta in a city full of people selling girl scout cookies, tryin to raise money for the rat infestation in the rat breeding center, they have it so they can release them into fields so the snakes don't come back, but lets also say he can't really see very well, and doesn't really know what his wife looks like, and its really bad. but how does he find her?
- Well, what the hell?
- is there a hidden message?
- Well, since she's probably a grandma you can bet she's got cookies she's giving out, too. So, what you'd need to do is yell that her favorite character on her favorite soap opera just got hurt. If you pay close enough attention to them you can build a lie off of what you do know of the story.
- She's lost forever. Find a new wife.

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