The Can You Say "The Croft?" Quiz
It's a phrase only a few can use, and now that you've heard about it I bet you want to be among us. In fact, I'm sure you are. So, go ahead, click the right answers. Prove yourself in the cold, cold, eyes of your uncaring computer screen. Remember, your future depends on this. Don't screw it up.
So please, turn over your test papers; print your name and the date, clearly, in the top right-hand corner of the page. Keep your eyes to yourself. Begin!
Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?