The Awesomenessâ„¢ Guage!

If you think this topic has a real purpose, you obviously don't know me, and probably shouldn't be taking the quiz. So here I am writing more since they apparently want more characters than I typed the first time around.

If you dare (and are up for a laugh or 12), feel free to proceed... Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUN! And thus the dramatic exit music is ruined by the need for more meaningless text. So here you go, wasting time before taking the greatest quiz EVER.

Created by: Sean

Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Would you like to take a survey?
  2. Do you have any idea what the previous answers were about?
  3. Would you consider yourself a violent person?
  4. A good looking stranger walks up and opens a chest before you. What's the first thing you notice?
  5. Think of you favorite cheese... do you:
  6. When going to the grocery store, what do you look for in a woman?
  7. The checkout girl has (insert answer 6)
  8. The sun is mass of incandesent gas...
  9. How wicked are your licks?
  10. This one's amazing...

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