The Awesomenessâ„¢ Guage!
If you think this topic has a real purpose, you obviously don't know me, and probably shouldn't be taking the quiz. So here I am writing more since they apparently want more characters than I typed the first time around.
If you dare (and are up for a laugh or 12), feel free to proceed... Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUN! And thus the dramatic exit music is ruined by the need for more meaningless text. So here you go, wasting time before taking the greatest quiz EVER.
Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?