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Hello. Yeah, I'm making a quiz. You're just as surprised as I am. I'm just bored and stuff. Being an emotional teenager is hard work. :P Also, I want to see how much this will make me level up.

Here I will share some funny quotes with you. Most of these I found online. Oh, and sorry the answers aren't all witty and weird like they usually are. I'm just not feeling all that creative.

Created by: Firey_Soul

  1. "You are what you eat. Weird... I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. ;)"
  2. "I'd date you so hard and marry the s--- out of you!"
  3. "Procrastinators unite... later."
  4. Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Girl: Well, I'd put F and U together.
  5. Honesty: Can we fix it? :) No, it's f---ed! :(
  6. I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality you can't handle.
  7. "Nobody dies a virgin, 'cause in the end, life f---s us all."
  8. "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma?"
  9. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, then it's probably s---."
  10. Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appriciate the enthusiasm but I wasn't done yet.
  11. Some people just need a hug... around their neck... with a rope.
  12. I'm in shape. Unfortunately, it's the wrong one.
  13. Deja poo- the undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this s--- before.
  14. When I die, I'm going to become a ghost and watch attractive people shower.
  15. Respect your parents... they pay for your internet connection.
  16. The "L" in my luck has been replaced with "F"
  17. Men say that a woman's place is in the kitchen. Just remember, that's where the knives are.
  18. If couples in love are called "love birds" Then shouldn't couples who fight be called "angry birds?"
  19. If women didn't exist, life would be a pain in the ass... literally.
  20. Keep calm and kill people in your mind!
  21. When you feel alone, ignored, hated, just ask yourself... am I really too sexy?

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