Idiot or Random?

Are you an idiot or are you a random weirdo? Have you ever wondered? This quiz will find out. You may be offended by its brutal honesty, but you will know.

Designed by someone who scored 100% on the random quiz, this is dure to find out whether you are very random, or very idiotic. WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?! ARE OUTTA YOUR MIND?! TAKE THE STUPID QUIZ ALREADY!

Created by: rice

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. A cow suddenly farts on you. You...
  2. A friend walks up to you. You...
  3. You look at your hand and discover that you lost your index finger. You...
  4. You're listening to your iPod one day when suddenly it tells you, "Aww, we listen to this song all the time! Can we listen to something else?" You...
  5. You're falling asleep while doing your homework when suddenly it starts to cry. "You never liked me!" it sobbed, "Nobody does. It's O.K. I know. I always was used as a threat if little Billy didn't behave. Can you imagine? Someone threatening little child
  6. You are drawing little faces on your fingers, when suddenly your finger starts to cough. "You *cough* got that ink *cough* stuck in my throat! *cough* Be careful next time!" You...
  7. You pick your nose and your "little treasure" starts to talk to you. "Whew! Glad you got me out! It's dark in there!" You...
  8. A flying pig lands on your shoulder. You...
  9. Do you think this quiz was stupid?
  10. Would you suggest this quiz to a friend?

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