How badly do you need to pee? (35 questions!)

This quiz is a silly test of how badly you need to pee! There are a bunch of challenges related to holding in your pee, indented to become more difficult as the quiz goes on :D

This quiz is a bit different to other similar ones, because there are no questions that tell you to wait 5 or 10 minutes, just ones that tell you to count, and the highest number is 40 seconds. Also, if you peed yourself in the quiz, just select the "peed" option for all the questions afterwards to get an accurate result, not the option saying you dont have to go

Created by: Atlases
  1. First, how desperate are you to pee right now?
  2. Are you doing anything to hold it?
  3. Stop doing anything to hold it and count to 30
  4. Press on your bladder once, hard
  5. Get a glass of water and slowlllyyy pour it out in front of you, or turn on the tap for a bit.
  6. Open your legs as wideee as you can and don't hold yourself, did you make it?
  7. Stand up completely still with your legs apart and your hands behind your back. Relax as much as you can and count to 40
  8. Wherever you are, close your eyes imagine peeing yourself in that exact place. The hiss of peeing, and the warm liquid covering your legs, and the relief in your bladder. Even better if you can listen to water sounds
  9. Let out a tinyyy bit of pee for a few seconds, but don't fully go
  10. How desperate are you to pee now?
  11. Have you leaked during this quiz?
  12. Go to the bathroom if you aren't already and sit on the toilet with the tap running for 20 seconds.
  13. Press down on your bladder five times (You might want to get a towel under you or being inside a shower around now..)
  14. How are you holding it now?
  15. Stand up completely still again and relax your muscles. Don't hold yourself for 30 seconds.
  16. This one is a bit evil.. If you can, pour a glass of water on your crotch. If you can't do that, place your hand under (preferably warm) running water for 20 seconds
  17. How much longer do you think you will last?
  18. Remember question 16? This time, pour 2 cups of water on your crotch, or keep your hand under running water for 40 seconds >:]
  19. Okay okay sorry, have a glass of water as an apology :]]
  20. If you were beside someone on a long, bumpy bus ride with no bathrooms, and no stops for another hour, would you pee yourself at some point on the journey (if you needed to pee as badly as you do now)
  21. Do a squat a let out another tiny bit of pee, but stop yourself
  22. Press down on your bladder and leave it there for 10 seconds, dont hold yourself or cross your legs. Alternatively, find the edge of a surface and push your bladder against that.
  23. Okay this is the last time i'll ask this one, stand up with your legs far apart and relax your body and count to 30. This time you can hold yourself only after 20 seconds and if you're about to pee yourself :3
  24. Do you want me to let you go to the bathroom?
  25. Do you think you'll make it to the end of this quiz?
  26. Walk slowlllyyyy around whichever room you're in while listening to the sound of running water. (If you're in a big room or outside just walk slowlyy for 15 seconds, dont speed yourself up to distract yourself!)
  27. Imagine this scenario: You're at a festival with some of your friends and it's a very hot day so you drink a lot of water and juice during the day. The porta-potties are really gross, so you don't dare go into one of those. You need to pee a little bit, but you're having so much fun you don't pay any attention to it. Your friend brings over one of their friends, and you guys instantly click. They seem really cool and you really don't want to embarrass yourself around them. You learn that they live close to you, so they offer to give you a lift home and of course you accept. It's when you get in their car that you realise all the drinks you had earlier in the day are catching up to you, and your bladder is getting really full. The road they're driving on is bumpy, and every bump in the road causes you to nearly leak a bit, but you're too nervous to ask to stop, so you continue talking as normal. You end up gathering the courage to ask about stepping out of the car to do your business, but right before the words come out of your mouth, they turn onto a busy road with a massive traffic jam. There's no way you're going to be able to find somewhere private to pee now and your bladder…
  28. How bad is your urge to pee now? are you leaking? :3
  29. Sit on the toilet seat with the lid closed and completely relax your body, breathe slowllyyy inn and slowllyy out, don't hold yourself or cross your legs :3
  30. Slowlllyyy drink a glass of water and push one hand against your bladder whilst doing so, I'll let you hold yourself for this one but there won't be too much to do since both you your hands will be full >:]
  31. Lay down and open your legs as wide as you can, and count to 30. Imagine letting all that pee go in a puddle around you or as a warm wet spot in your clothes
  32. This is the last challenge, stand up and press on your bladder three times, hard. :3
  33. I know I said that was the last challenge but.. there's still more questionss!how did you enjoy the quiz?
  34. What are you doing to hold it right now?
  35. What would happen if you stopped doing anything to hold it?

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