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there are many alan titchmarches in the world are you a true alan? find out with this quiz its fun fun fun fun fun make sure to tell your friends please

are you an alan or a bruce fogle or ben fogle or david attenborourgh or a dick attenborourgh or a john attenborough or a frederick attenborough? take the quiz and find out

Created by: graham

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. how hot is Alan Titchmarsh?
  2. do you like grass? Bearing in mind that the smell of cut grass is really the distress calls of plants.
  3. what is your favourite real plant (if you are a true gardener you will know these plants) (theses are actually genuinely real)
  4. what do you put on your plants to help them grow?
  5. what would you do if you came home from shopping for your favourite coffee and your garden was full of a herd of martin clunes on all fours munching on the plants?
  6. if you were alone in a meadow what would you do?
  7. what is your favourite weed?
  8. if you were a ladybird where would you fly to and why?
  9. if you could be any wildlife expert/gardener who would it be?
  10. if you could float around in circles who would you ask to pop a cap in your arse?

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