Funny and True Statements 4

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Created by: Fallout3

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. You hate it when it's dark and your brain is suggesting, 'You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Demons'.
  2. It's always irritating when people see you at the supermarket and they say "Hey! What are you doing here?" and you think "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."
  3. No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.
  4. You'll lie in bed for a long time, just wondering if it's worth it to get up to pee.
  5. Every time you drop something on the floor it rolls over to the most inaccessible corner.
  6. The doorbell or phone always rings when you're in the bathroom.
  7. The Vending Machine Theory: Stuff tastes better when it falls.
  8. How to tell if you're lazy: 1. When you drop an ice cube, you kick it under the fridge. 2. You drink water out of a bowl because there are no clean cups. 3. You type with one hand because you're in a really comfortable position. 4. You drive to a store at the other end of a parking lot.
  9. You have those moments when you spell a common word correctly, but it just looks wrong, so you stare at if forever, questioning its existence.
  10. In order to get a loan, you first have to prove you don't need one.
  11. You can do nice things for people all the time, and they'll never notice. But you make ONE mistake and it's never forgotten.
  12. Don't steal. The government hates competition.
  13. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: "I couldn't find anyone ot copy it from."
  14. Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
  15. You'll never stick your leg off the edge of the bed, no matter how hot it is, because you just know something will grab you and pull you down.

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