Chuck Norris IS god
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Thread Topic: Chuck Norris IS god
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For those who believe in Chuck Norris, Chuck bless you. You will not get roundhouse kicked for being Chuck Norrish.
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In Chuck we trust.
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Amen.
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umm.. ok??
Chuch Norris counted to infinity... twice
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can hold his breath for nine years.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surpirse. -
LOL come on those were funny
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*Worships Chuck Norris* LoL.
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The Mayans prdicted that the world would end in 2012 because Chuck Norris would get a sugar rush.
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it was defective, because Chuck Norris doesn't take sh|t from anybody
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean -
tongue NewbieIf Chuck Norris is God, then Chuck Norris does not exist.
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Oh, but he does...
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