Dead baby jokes
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Thread Topic: Dead baby jokes
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Whats better than nailing ten babies to ten trees?
One baby nailed onto 10 trees. -
Oh my gawd :O
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tongue ExperiencedLMAO to every one of those.
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Lol, no, they are hilarious, just wow XD
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tongue ExperiencedThis is the oldest one ever.
How do you get a baby into a bowl?
Put it in the blender.
How do you get a baby out of a bowl?
Tostitos. -
Wait, what exactly is the point of dead baby jokes? I mean, it's like...you like killing infants...and.
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Topsy Kretts Newbiethese are kinda funny but mostly scary cause like who came up with them?
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I don't get it. I don't find death funny. Now, I'm not one of those people who thinks that, 'Oh! Death isn't something you should joke about!', it's just like...okay...I don't care...
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Whats the difference between the taj mahal and a pile of dead babies?
one is buried in my backyard and the other is the taj mahal :P -
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more -
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. -
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made. -
What do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
f---ed. -
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art. -
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them
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