I wanna own you guys at yo momma jokes...
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Thread Topic: I wanna own you guys at yo momma jokes...
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Anybody at all?
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Yo momma so ugly, she distracted me from finishing this joke.
:P I'm not a funny person. -
Sure, but I'm gonna slay you :P
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You mama so broke that when i went to her house i got jumped by a rat and a roach stole my wallet..
i dont know -
XD That one was funny.
Yo momma like a vacume she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet. -
Yo mama so fat when she took a bath the EPA arrested her for pollution
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Yo mama so fat that when she went scuba diving, the whales started singing "whe are family"
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Yo mama so fat when God said "Let there be light!" he had to ask her to move.
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Your momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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Yo mama so fat she was walking to walmart triped over kmart and fell on target
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I was gonna say that Sports! xD
Yo mama so poor that when I threw a rock at a trash can, she opened the lid and said "Who knocked?" -
Those are the extents of my yo mama jokes ._.
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Your momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps.
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Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus money.
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Your momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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