I wanna own you guys at yo momma jokes...
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Thread Topic: I wanna own you guys at yo momma jokes...
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Yo mama so black when the police shot at her the buliets came back for flashlights
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Oh!
You mama so old her prom theme was fire -
Haha, too slow i guess XD
Yo mama so fat, she went up in space, got lost, and became pluto -
Your momma so stupid that when she heard the doorbell ring she went fot the toaster.
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Yo mama so fat, when she died they had to burry her in the elephant cage at the zoo.
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Your Momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo mama so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
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Your momma so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.
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Yo mama is so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama is so stupied i put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
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Your momma so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
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Alright time for the final joke from all of us.
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Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toliet it sang abcdefg get your fat butt off of me
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