Potatos cant meow
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Thread Topic: Potatos cant meow
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Infinity NoviceThe cats outside don't even like me staring at them, How am I supposed to get it into my house to meow at a potatoe?!
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Exactly. And then I would put ketchup on it and yell "Oh no, it's bleeding!" XD.
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Infinity NoviceI'd be happier if a potatoe could get rid of the ants that are invading my house as of today, 5 hours ago (in my time)
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@infinity. Bring the potato outside to the cats and then use the potato to smash the ants
@ meg. Oh no not bleeding potatos! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO! -
I DON'T KNOW!! BUT I BET THEY WOULD TASE REALLY GOOD, ESPECIALLY WITH A LOT OF SALT!!
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I quacked back.
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Infinity NoviceBut the cats will just stare at the potatoes, then at me, then they will slowly get up and walk at way. Only after they give me a "you are the stupidest person on the planet" look.
The potatoe will probably chicken out on squishing the ants. -
@ meg. THEY WOULD. MAYBE SALT WILL MKE THEM MEOW MORE!
@ Star good. Wht did it do? Did it scream? -
@ infinity you hve to put trust in your potato
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I tucked it in bed and it fell asleep.
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Infinity NoviceSALT WILL BURN DA POTATOE! animal-food abuse!
ANIM-VEGE ABUSE! -
@star awww did ylread it a bedtime story too?
@ infinity an thags how you kill your potato -
I did. It was happy when it fell asleep.
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Infinity NoviceI don't trust food, because right when someone gets hungry, the food Ditches you. They are sooo trust worthy.
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Infinity NoviceWAIT O-MINUTE! Lauren, you are a hypocrite!
1. You say to trust the potatoe
2. You tell me to KILL the potatoe
How do I know it won't want to kill me?
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