It's time to Phan up your life, Manderoo.
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Thread Topic: It's time to Phan up your life, Manderoo.
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Dan just shrugged. "Some fans from America sent us a bunch. They say they're an American delicacy... I'm not sure if I buy it though." He scrunched up his face and picked up the packaged treat by the corner of its wrapper. "Do you dare me to eat it?"
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"Yes!" Said Phil.
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Dan peeled open the packaging and took the cake-ish thing out. "It feels weird..." He made a face before biting into it.
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Phil laughed. "What's it taste like?"
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Dan lowered his voice to one like Voldemort's. "It tastes like bleach and death... And weird, salty cake."
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(;3)
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Phil made a face. "Ew."
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He scrunched up his face. "And there's so much cream..." He glanced at the half eaten cake in his hands. "You take it. Feel my pain, Phil... Relish in the awkwardness," Dan joked, holding the odd treat out towards his friend.
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"No thanks." Phil said, putting his hands up and laughing.
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"But now a perfectly disgusting bite will be wasted, Phil! Think of the children..."
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"How about we give it to the children..?"
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Dan shrugged and gave Phil a funny look. "I highly doubt the children would be comfortable eating a piece of food that now has my DNA on it... But we'll definitely pawn off the rest on them."
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"Maybe they would, maybe they wouldn't."
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A theoretical lightbulb went off in Dan's mind. "Or maybe my DNA will bless them, seeing as I am the Jesus of all Jesuses." The boy furrowed his brow, processing what he'd just said. "Wait... Are there more than one Jesuses? And would it be 'Jesuses' or 'Jesusi'?"
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"I think it would be 'Jesuses'" Said Phil.
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