my schedule
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Thread Topic: my schedule
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@Voice mail THAT WILL SOOOOOO BE MY VOICE MAIL ONCE I GET A CELL PHONE!!!!!! XD
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The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
[puts mistletoe up to his butt and makes a taunting noise as he shakes it around] -
Narrator: The Whos young and old would sit down to a feast, and they'll feast, and they'll feast.
The Grinch: And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!
Stu Lou Who: Are you ready, Drew? I'll race you! Last one up is a stinky old Grinch.
Sophie: Guys, where are we? I think we should go back.
Stu Lou Who: What? You're scared of The Grinch!
Sophie: That is so not true.
Drew Lou Who: They say he lives inside the mountain, waiting to feast on... WHO-FLESH!
Junie: Oh, Drew!
Stu Lou Who: You're scared of the Grinch! You're scared of The Grinch!
Sophie: Are not!
Stu Lou Who: Are to! You're scared of...
*they come to the door, Stu and Drew are bit taken back*
Junie: Well, go on. Touch the door! Do it for me, Stu. -
xD
Narrator: So whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos.
The Grinch: [opens phone book] Alphabetically!
[looks into book]
The Grinch: Aadvarkian Abakeneezer Who, I...
[yelling]
The Grinch: HATE YOU!
[looks into book again]
The Grinch: Aaron B. Benson Who, I hate *you*.
[looking into book]
The Grinch: Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!
MAYOR WHO IS THE LOATHE ENTIRELY!!!!!!XD -
The Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
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NOW DO YOU REMEMBER?!
Cindy Lou Who: Santa?
The Grinch: WHAT?
Cindy Lou Who: Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.
The Grinch: SWEET? You think he's sweet?
Cindy Lou Who: [nods] Merry Christmas, Santa.
[goes upstairs]
The Grinch: Nice kid... baaad judge of character. -
THE WEB!!!
The Grinch: *stops a tiny car* Evening, folks. Mind if I squeeze in?
*starts to sit on the car*
The Grinch: You might want to scooch over.
*the whos run away*
The Grinch: You did the right thing. -
hahahahahahaha!
Mayor Augustus Maywho: They fed you, they clothed you, and here they are today! Your old biddies!
[old ladies comes from out of the crowd]
The Grinch: Are you two still living?
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HEHE
The Grinch: One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.
[Max barks]
The Grinch: I don't know, it's some kind of soup.
Who Father: Hey, Honey! Our baby's here.
[looks closely at the baby]
Who Father: He looks just like your boss.
The Grinch: I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.
[long silence]
The Grinch: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hole? Blind me with pepper spray?
Mayor Augustus Maywho: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.
Officer Wholihan: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry. -
LMAO @ i'd go with the pepper spray! XD BAAHHAHA
Cindy Lou Who: [startled to see The Grinch collapse on his sleigh] Are you all right?
The Grinch: Are you kiddin'? The sun is bright and the powder is b----in'!
XD -
HAHAHAHAHA@ The sun is bright and the powder is b----in!
The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.
[indicates himself]
The Grinch: [shouts] Hello?
Echo: Hello.
The Grinch: How are you?
Echo: How are you?
The Grinch: I asked you first.
Echo: I asked you first.
The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.
Echo: ...Saying exactly what I say.
The Grinch: I'm an idiot!
Echo: You're an idiot!
The Grinch: [whispering] Alright fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.
[pause]
Echo: You're an idiot! -
BAHAHAAHA@ YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
The Grinch: That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been *about*. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your *garbage*. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice...
[shouts]
The Grinch: The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this *whole* Christmas season is...
[shouts]
The Grinch: ...stupid, stupid, stupid!
[calmer]
The Grinch: There is, however, one teeny-tiny Christmas tradition I find quite meaningful...
[holds up mistletoe]
The Grinch: Mistletoe.
[puts mistletoe over his butt]
The Grinch: Now pucker up and kiss it, Whoville! Boing! -
HAHA @ all of it
Grinch: All I need is a reindeer!
Narrator: The Grinch looked around, but since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found. Did that stop the Grinch? Ha! The Grinch simply said...
Grinch: If I can't *find* a reindeer, I'll *make* one instead.
Narrator: So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread, and he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
Share this quote -
hahahahahahahaha
The Grinch: Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.
The Grinch: Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.
The Grinch: What's that stench? It's fantastic.
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Man i love the Grinch
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