Hatters Moving Castle
Thread Topic: Hatters Moving Castle
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some tiktok people are so whimsical I swear
I posted a “I receive: your headcanons about my oc, you recieve: me making them canon if they’re good” video of Gloria Thorn and it got like a lot of likes so are my favourites
- he either thinks that tea is a personality trait or hates it to an unprecedented degree (both are somehow now canon)
- swears he’s straight but has had WAY too many male lovers/affairs (CANON)
- he’s the one stealing everyone’s pickles
- favourite midnight snack is cookies and pickles
- gets flustered about small comments about his hair and face (CANONNNN)
- plays Fortnite when he’s alone
- hates the entire state of Texas (canon don’t ask)
- hates Alexander Hamilton (also canon)
- patron god of using finger guns - bisexual much? (Canon)
- he sits cross legged but like in a gay way (canon~)
- he rehearsed breakups and dramatic comebacks in the mirror
- loves his curly hair and uses a vintage hair curler to enhance them (canon!)
- drinks tea with his pinky up (canon)
- fans himself with a spread of playing cards (so canon)
- swears one time his pen spoke to him but nobody believes him, whereas he believes it wholeheartedly
- favourite flower is roses because they have thorns and that’s his name
- likes the smell of nail polish so every painting in his house is made from nail polish (how do people come up with this what)
- has a 36 step skincare routine
- British rich man laugh
- hates Americans
- says “ooh la la” at the worst possible times (canon)
- giggles at the word snickerdoodles (canon)
- asks like Hermes from Epic (partially canon)
- boykisser (SO CANON)
- gets catcalled by pirates (canon)
- keeps chocolate almonds but with the chocolate licked off in his pocket and hands them to unsuspecting children (what are tiktok people on that make them come up with this omg)
- if you throw him at the wall he bounces like a gumdrop (canon)
- kisses frogs just in case they turn into a hot prince (he did this like twice in his late teenage years)
We got a lot of “hates Americans” and “British accent” ones which confuses me deeply but it’s funny so -
to be fair, everyone hates americans
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That’s so fair honestly same (except you obviously)
I went shopping with my sister and got the following
- a bee themed garden gnome
- a really sad Kirby figure
- a 3D printed wyvern
- a mini raccoon squishmallow
- a crocheted jellyfish (for her)
- 3D printed mini unicorn (for her)
- very fake labubu (lafufu) (for her) -
I wonder what I should name my wyvern
It’s very small and rainbow and has a very intricate design and wings -
I’m naming my bee gnome Alfred
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It was actually a really fun shopping session, we just walked around and gossiped
OH AND ALSO we were getting food and the dudebro at the register called me “sir” I’m so happy about it because my hair is getting longer than I’d like it to be and it’s giving me a lot of gender dysphoria
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