WAIT I’M ONE OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS ONE OF MINE BUT DIDN’T WANNA SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW IF YOU THOUGHT OF ME AS A CLOSE FRIEND AS WELL 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Dude wtf
My brother just slammed a plateful of expired whipped cream on my face.
1. I’m sticky
2. Some got in my mouth and I hated it. If I don’t like whipped cream when it’s good, why would I like it when it’s bad?
3. My mom took a picture and uploaded it to Facebook while I was just sitting there in UTTER SHOCK.
4. Laughter. My biggest insecurity. People laughing at me.
5. I know it was meant to be a “joke” (a f---ing pathetic one at that) but is it really harmless if someone is crying?
6. Some got in my nose. I couldn’t breathe, so that was f---ing nice.