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Thread Topic: Quotes
“Aaron shook his head, disappointed. "Why do you have to be such a jerk?" he asked Call.
"Because you never are," Call told him staunchly."I have to be a jerk for both of us.”
And now you know why people are jerks.
Raynefall Junior"When you making mac and cheese for you and your friend and you toss in one dry noodle to see who gets wrecked"
“His eyes were green.”
I can't believe this is a quote.
“Tell me about mummies.
Mummies exist. The Egyptians mummified people. Mummies that get up out of their cursed tombs and walk around do not exist.
Do cursed tombs exist?
No. Sometimes you get a tomb guarded by a demon.
The voudun kind, yes - the braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnsss kind, no.
Oh, oh, I've got one. What about a haunted car?
Do you count a demon-powered motorcycle?
No, like, the car talks back and tells you to kill people.
I know there's more to that quote somewhere.
Wow, this place really exploded
No, you were just gone.
“Frequently Asked Questions
Here we attempt to answer those questions that arise most frequently.
YES, THAT IS WHAT 'FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS' MEANS, THANK YOU.”
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of places, only if one remembers to turn on the light"
“Wallowing was for elephants, depressing people and depressing elephants”
Colonel Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid?
Wadsworth: You don’t need any help from me.
Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Plum: yes, but now I work for the United Nations
Wadsworth: so your job has not changed.
“I need someone who can keep up with me, not some sickly creature that looks as if he’s doddering off to the grave.”
Well! That's just plain rude.
“Henry's breath hissed out through his teeth. That ba-bad man, he finished, with a quick glance at Cecily, who rolled her eyes.”
You need to have read the books in order to get this one.
“All my life I thought chips were free, until I bought a bag of chips.”
"So pure... So innocent...
“If you encounter a werewolf in wolf form, you must quickly assess the situation. If he is ignoring you, move away from the area calmly but quickly. If he is watching you, look for the signs of aggression you would look for in a dog - bared teeth, growling, hackles raised. Raise your hands to show you are not a threat.
Also try to look as little like roast beef as possible.”
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