This is what I sound like talking to myself:
Weirdhead: Hey there! Are you new to gtq?
Wackogirl: Yeah, relatively.
Weirdhead: Well, gtq is almost dead, so you might as well leave.
Wackogirl: Why, that's why I came! To give life to the forums.
Weirdhead: Oh. Well, remember you're a newbie, so not too many people will be interested in you.
Wackogirl: Oh, doesn't matter. Look at what happened to boss baby! He's everywhere, and he just joined.
Weirdhead: Well, he knows the president.
Wackogirl: He knows the president, I know my aunt. What's the diff?
Weirdhead: Well, alright. Your loss.