hm

Thread Topic: hm

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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    Ill have you know ive spoken english all my life, so i am very fluent in the subject
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    well s--- why didn't you just say so?
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    this thesis statement is total f---ing bulls--- but don't tell anyone
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    "Through the characters of The House of Mirth, Edith Wharton brings to light the oppressive culture surrounding the aristocracy of the 1800s New York that Wharton was raised in, exploring not only the ways upper class society sexualized and objectified rich women but also criticizing the exclusive society's exploitation of the impoverished by peeling back the shrouded mask of New York aristocracy to reveal the venomous, repressive society beneath."

    /writes an eternity-long sentence to conceal the fact that I'm talking out of my ass
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    yesterday we were playing Kahoot in government and this random girl said my nickname was dumb (not knowing it was me) so you know I had to go extra hard and I got every question right and got first place
    who's dumb now sister?
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    Still you
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    that really pissed me off cos I promise I'm one of the smartest kids in that class and I'm not about to be looked down on by some rich broad with no sense of humor
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    yeah probably tbh
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    I want to drop out of school and become a freelance clown
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    f--- I'm gonna do it
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    "The average Paralegal I salary in the United States is $54,690 as of December 01, 2018, but the range typically falls between $48,362 and $61,752."

    clown salary: "Median— $51,000 annually"


    holy s--- guys wtf clowns will make more than me
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    "traditional clowning techniques such as miming, juggling, acrobats, and magic tricks"

    all right well I actually took miming and acrobatics classes in elementary school (long story)
    I can do miming and magic tricks
    I can do somersaults and handsprings but I can always work on it
    juggling can't be that hard
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    breadboy69 Experienced
    You'd be the cutest clown ever
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    ^
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    I'd blush but you couldn't tell under all the white face paint

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