what do you call an alligator in a vest
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Thread Topic: what do you call an alligator in a vest
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an investigator
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XD That's so old. ,*.
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oh COME ON
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oh wow someone replied
but uh!!!!! can you thin kof somethign better??? huuh??? -
What do you call a cat in a bar?
A KITCAT!! -
wtf that was so bad ,
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I know, .-. I'm not a comedian, I'm a singer/writer/dee-jay. In my dream jobs that id.
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just say dj not dee-jay lol
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Okie.
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XD You guys...wow XD
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