I've been hiding out on Starfruit Island
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Thread Topic: I've been hiding out on Starfruit Island
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As soon as I step back in the ocean I'm single. That's alright though, I'll just rot in a f---ing cave.
At least I'll be remembered as not being a total screw up. -
Anyway, I'm here. I'm hot. I'm an aquatic mammal. Talk to me.
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You don't look like a aquatic mammal.
Wallace: Doesn't look that hot either. I thought aquatic mammals were cold blooded.
I thought the same thing. Are you sure you're all those things? -
I'm a f---ing whale what do you want from me? Yes, I am all those things.
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What do I want from you, huh? Hm...
Wallace: Could you do a flip?
Yeah, do a flip! Can you do a flip? I've seen orca whales in Seaworld do flips. Wait, those were dolphins... -
whales are gross ewe
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Can you just man up already? Tatsumiya is worried about you. You're absolutely pathetic, old man.
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I'm pretty sure you've also heard the story about the whale getting tired of people's s--- and killing them, too?
Hey babe, no one asked you. Run along.
Ohhh look, emo shark is here. -
No, but I think Wallace did.
Wallace: Yep.
Huh. *turns around* OOOOOOOOOOH SHARK -
Then you should know to watch what you say, or else I'll use you the same way I use Samekichi over there.
*smirks, winking at Samekichi* -
Whales scare me.
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*ignores Sylvia*
You're a f---ing creep. Personally, I couldn't give a s--- what you do. Wadda is the one who wanted me to talk to you. -
Do you like harpoons? .3.
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Why? We're not all that bad.
Thanks, and you're a piece of s---. -
I like snapping harpoon in half and stabbing them through people who think they're funny, if that counts?
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