Can you imagine Italian vampires though?

Thread Topic: Can you imagine Italian vampires though?

funniebunnie01 Hot Shot

9 years ago

What do you mean I can't have garlic? I'M ITALIAN.
What do you mean I can't see my reflection anymore? I'M ITALIAN I HAVE TO SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.
What do you mean I can't be around crucifixes anymore? I LIVE IN ITALY.

Whoever came up with vampires were probably anti-Italian.
Raven Morgatha Newbie

9 years ago

XD
alex3000 Advanced

9 years ago

probably
1714 Senior

9 years ago

RACIST !!!!!!!
1714 Senior

9 years ago
Hephaestuschild Hot Shot

9 years ago

that's why there's no vampires in Italy
funniebunnie01 Hot Shot

9 years ago

truth bros

hey, it's not me. blame the vampire creators.
funniebunnie01 Hot Shot

9 years ago

heph: yup.
go to italy, it's safe from vampires
SG115 Senior

9 years ago

Italian vampires are mafias as we know them today.
funniebunnie01 Hot Shot

9 years ago

they had to find some way to show their anger

they'd declare war on another country

but we all know how it is when Italians try to fight in wars (*cough cough* WWI/WWII *cough*)
SG115 Senior

9 years ago

Yeah. Stalin should be ashamed.
funniebunnie01 Hot Shot

9 years ago

Stalin? He was Russian? Why would he be ashamed?
SG115 Senior

9 years ago

Mussolini, I meant. My fault.
funniebunnie01 Hot Shot

9 years ago

Ah, okay x3 That makes more sense.
SG115 Senior

9 years ago

Yeah...

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