'Twas the night before Christmas,
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Not a creature was stirring
Except everyone
All the Grumps were full of merry Holiday cheer
And Kevin was hard at work on Adobe Premiere.
But there was one lonely soul
Without joy in his heart.
Yes, poor Arin Hanson, Alone with his farts.
"I f---ing HATE Christmas,"
He said with a sneer.
"Well I f---ing hate you,"
Said Ross, who was near.
"I hate all the presents,
The trees and the glitter,
And I hate all the dumb Christmas hashtags on Twitter."
Suzy looked over
And saw Arin was glum,
She looked at his stupid old face,
Which was dumb.
She ran out to grab Danny
And Kevin and Barry
And Brian and Ross,
Who were all quite merry.
"We need to help Arin!
He's being so lame!"
"Don't look at me, I don't care."
"Yeah, same."
"But guys, it's Christmas,
And Danny and Ross,
You guys have to do this
'Cause Arin's your boss."
First up was Kevin:
"But what about snow?
It's white and it's fluffy."
"We're in LA, bro."
Barry and Danny,
With Semetic aplomb:
"We're Jewish
And even we're having fun!"
Ross said, "Eggnog's great!
Oh wait, you don't drink.
I give up."
And walked off in a stink.
Last up was Brian,
Who offered perspective:
"Technically speaking, the holidays are a stressful time for many people so from a maturely statistical standpoint, this makes sense. I have a PHD."
"Way to go, jerks!
That was really bad!
Arin, what's wrong?
Why are you so sad?"
"Jeez guys, buying presents just gets me so stressed.
And you always nail it,
Your gifts are the best."
Then Danny quickly looked down at his sweater.
"I've got just the ticket
To make Christmas better!
It's all sorts of Grumps stuff for you and your friends.
With a stocking of Grump merch, the fun never ends!"
There were posters and notepads
And T-shirts and more!
Just click on this link
To see whats in store.
So Christmas was saved
Arin was no longer gruff,
Thanks to the good people
Who bought all our stuff. -
lol
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