Guys, I'm f---ing sick of this
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Thread Topic: Guys, I'm f---ing sick of this
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I'm almost twenty and haven't been able to score a better job than a f---ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town, so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that will hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker f---ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends, too. She's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. Shes' my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging with around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a f---ing pineapple under the sea.
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(ahem)
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Maybe you should move to a big city. There's probably more job opportunities there. And then maybe you could try living in a coconut apartment?
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I tried one time, and it was Shell City. My mentally challenged friend and I almost died making it there, and someone tried to turn us into knickknacks! I don't think there's any coconut apartments here ;-;
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Hmm.... Maybe there's another city you could try?
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Well, I know there's Rock Bottom, but that place is confusing and scary as f---.
And I don't know anywhere else to go! -
What about going to therapy? Maybe a therapist could help you with your moving issues? And maybe also tell you how great coconut apartments are?
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Was that a huge Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie reference?
ily 4 that now if it is -
I did that once when my boss overworked me. The therapist was just trying to steal something from my boss through me. I wouldn't know, as there are no coconut apartments here ;-;
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Have you seen the movie?
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You should build your own coconut apartments and then quit your job as a cook and make a living by renting the apartments.
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No I haven't seen the movie xD I don't think they'd curse in a kids movie o.O
I tried to build my house one time, and it fell and my friend got a board nailed to his face :/ Maybe I can ask my crush who wont stOP FRIEND ZONING ME -
but is that still a spongebob reference
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Something I found online yeah x3
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I haven't seen the movie either XD.
That might be a good idea. She might have some nuts for you.
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