Penis. \m/('-')\m/
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Thread Topic: Penis. \m/('-')\m/
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Actually, ale, there IS one way I'll have sex with you and you can stay muscular at the same time.
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What is it? You want me to be a Furry? I'll do it.
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Don't sit on me, guy. ~_~
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Erm, no. You'll have to become a woman. Good luck with that.
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What? I put a barrier in front of your plans? HAHA!
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Damn it.
Oh come on Absol that isn't fair I'm too manly. -
LIFE ISNT FAIR! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU TAKE THEM AND SQUIRT THEM IN LIFES EYES AND DEMAND A CHEESEBURGER! LIFES A b----, BRO! AND YOU GOTTA BE HER PIMP! A REAL MAN WOULD SHOW LIFE WHO THE REAL BOSS IS AROUND HERE! ARE YOU THAT KIND OF MAN, BRO? ARE YOU?!
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No. When life gives me lemons I f--- life in the ass come on her face and don't call her. Then life ends up pregnant and on my doorstep so I make life get an abortion. :3
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... I would have said "when life gave me lemons, I f---ed her in the ass and gave her lemonAIDS", but that works too... I guess.
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Wth.
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LemonAIDS. Clever.
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I know it's clever. .3.
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Sh the men are talking.
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I'm gonna use that. :P
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Speaking of aids, if developed a pretty funny comeback for when somebody says something like "I did your mom!". Wanna hear?
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