Dumb ways to die!
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Thread Topic: Dumb ways to die!
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[WARNING: DEMENTED]
A: Airplane crash.
B: Bitten my a black widow spider.
C: Cremated alive.
D: Dragged into a meat grinder.
E: Eaten alive by sharks.
F: Fired out of a cannon into a spiked wall.
G: Given poison.
H: Hit in head repeatidly by a jack hammer.
I: Ingaulfled in flames.
J: Jump into a pit of cobras.
K: Killed by a 2 year old.
L: Lions eat you alive.
M: Murdered by Jeff the Killer.
N: Narwals stab you to death with their horns.
O: Openly hop into a rapists car.
P: Pushed into a bottomless hole.
Q: Quarter lodged in your airway causeing you to choke to death.
R: Raped to death my sexual offenderman.
S: Stabbed by a little girl in the chest.
T: Taken to space, then is left on mars.
U: Umbrella stabs you to death.
V: Venus aliens abduct you.
W: Wakes up... never.
X: {I dunno]
Y: You dress up as a duck on duck hunting season.
Z: Zebras trample you to death. -
Oooo... D. Ouch...
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Electrocution would probably hurt.
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.o. can't X be X-ray machine crushes you to death?
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I doesn't work because the word is engulfed.
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Xylophone keys shoved down your throat and/or stabbed into your heart?
I don't know if the my first suggestion would kill you, though. -
Oh.
i: Is electrocuted by a mad scientist.
and...
x: Xray fish stings you to death.
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O.o damn.
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WAIT
X: Xray machine turns evil and crushes you to death.
[Xray fish are harmless, i know....]
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