Err.
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Thread Topic: Err.
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Jake: Why are you awake? It's like, 1 in the morning.
Me: I'm doing a bunch of different s---. Why?
Jake: Cause the people in the apartment next to ours are having sex.
Me:..That's nice.
Jake: And I was gonna jerk off to it but your awake and my room is across from yours so..
Me: Have fun with that.
Jake: Oh, I'm not gonna do it anymore.
Me: Okayyy.
Jake: I'm gonna go now.
Me: That's for the best.
Jake: By the way, do you have any lube?
Me: ..Why?
Jake: Cause Matthew is here
Me: When did..? You know what, I don't care. Second drawer.
Jake: Why are there condoms in here? Oh wait, I put them in there. Never mind. Goodnight.
Me: ...Night? -
We all know there isn't gonna be any sleeping going on.
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Haha no.
Of course not. -
Just so as long as they have fun. Safe sex and all that s---, right?
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@.@
Yeahhhh. -
It could always be worse
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...Did he take a condom? Ah. Guess it doesn't matter. You can't really be a cockblock at this point.
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