dies a little bit
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Thread Topic: dies a little bit
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read all of it -
um wtf
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Bashing FSOG for the s--- it is
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How juvenile the writing is...
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Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.
"Dong," he said. "Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong."
"Whats that?" said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.
"Open up," he said, unzipping. "Thats the f--- doorbell."
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It's a bash. It's supposed to be stupid as f---.
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Does Christian Grey have multiple thumbs? Or does he have dismembered thumbs as a collection? I don't get it.
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This one confused me the most
Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. "Wider," he said as he put in one more. "I bet you've never had this many thumbs in your mouth." I hadn't. -
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Like wtf -
It's not actually from the book but
It's funny as hell.
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