I GOT SOME POCKY
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Thread Topic: I GOT SOME POCKY
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Well, so are you gonna spare me? o.o
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Super Kami Guru: Naaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiilllll.
Nail: What?!
Super Kami Guru: let the human live. -
oh good
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Guru: Naiiiiiiil, do we have a visitor?
Nail: Yes, sir!
Guru: Naiiiiiiiil, take his coat!
Frieza: I don't have a coat.
Nail: He doesn't have a coat, sir! And I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race!
Guru: Naiiil. Don't take his coat.
Frieza: You see, I've recently acquired what you people refer to as 'Dragon Balls', but I'm having trouble getting them to do what I want.
Nail: Did you try working the shaft?
Frieza: Classy.
Guru: Naiiil, what does he want!?
Nail: He's asking how to use the Dragon Balls!
Guru: Did you tell him to work the shaft!?
Nail: Yes, Lord Guru!
Guru: Good work, Nail.
Frieza: I have the distinct impression you're going to be difficult.
Nail: Well, sir, if you're having trouble with our customer support, you can call 1-800-Eat-A-d---.
Guru: We don't even HAVE those!
Frieza: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. What IS that? -blasts Guru's dome-
Guru: Oh God! Natural LIGHT!
Frieza: Good lord, I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water! How is he so fat!?
Guru: Oh. Hello. I'm Super Kami Guru. And I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance.
Frieza: Well, my name is Frieza, ruler of most of the known galaxy. I'm here to offer you a deal. You give me the information I require, and I'll let the sporting young man live.
Guru: Please. Nail isn't afraid of you. He is the strongest of our race!
Frieza: Oh, really?
Nail: Uhhh, sir?
Guru: Yeah. Nail's gonna destroy your sorry ass! They wouldn't be able to air it on the news because it'll be sooooo BRUTAL!
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