Sex.
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Thread Topic: Sex.
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It's like the women has a keyhole, that is located beneath her stomach. And the dad has a big or can be small depending how old you are key. When they really need to get something to satisfy their needs, the dad inserts his big key into mommy's, and sometimes it wont open the door, so he keeps jabbing into it, trying to open it, it kinda gives the mommy pleasure, and once he hits a certain spot in her keynole, he finally unlocks it and it opens and spreads this special type of liquid into the keyhole. They can do this in the other keyhole, which is their butts, or in the other keyhole, the mouth. They have fun while doing it.
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XD
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Best way to explain this to a kid
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....I'd tell my kids babies either come from trees. I'm having my husband explain sex to them.
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URMAHGURD I CANT HELP BUT STARE AT YOUR PICTURE ANRI JUST FUU SO HAWT
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OH MY GODS. THAT REMINDED ME OF THIS FILM THAT WE HAD TO WATCH IN 9TH GRADE HISTORY, AND IT WAS ABOUT SOME KING AND QUEEN AND HE COULDN'T GET HER PREGNANT, AND THE NARRATOR SAID SOMETHING LIKE "He was known as being very good with keys, but he just couldn't get this key in the right hole."
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Well thank you Absol. That's what Anri looks like, but with more of a purple color to her eyes.
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Odd thread and odd posts xD
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Megan- XD OHMYGAWD
Anri- That's better. I would say they came from clouds. xP
Misty- lawlz. xD
Absol- Not really. xD -
I want purple eyes ;-;
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Trust me I'm awkward talking about sex so I'll cover where babies come from and then I'll watch my children wait for siblings to come out of the trees. :P
Absol: so would I. -
Wait you have white hair?
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Babies come from the stork. The end.
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Anri- xD
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X3 I'm gonna be that mother.
Absol: I wish.
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