The person to post the funniest post in this thread
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Thread Topic: The person to post the funniest post in this thread
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President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."
"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."
"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."
"Gosh, and the good news?"
"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil." -
I WALKED IN THE KITCHEN AND HE WAS SITTING THERE SMOKING A f---ING WAFER ROLL.
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WAT JILL. XD
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Um. *takes a massive cow sized dump on the floor* TADA! :3
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10 FACTS ABOUT YOU:
1. You are reading this right now
3. You're realizing that was a stupid fact
4. You didn't realize I skipped 3
5. Now you're checking
7. You're enjoying this
8. You're didn't realize I skipped 6
9. You're wondering how you fell for it again
10. You're still reading this
11. You're realizing that's another stupid fact
12. You didn't realize there was only supposed to be 10. -
WHY ARE YOU NAKED AND UNDERNEATH MY BED
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IT HAPPENED LIKE 10 TIMES. And omfg today in school, we had the sit-ups test. So I didn't change into my gym clothes. I stayed in legging and my comfy longsleeve shirt and hello kitty socks, because Mr.L said I didn't need shoes. And I drank an energy drink that morning. It finally kicked in. I WAS ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING HISTERICALLY WHILE I GRABBED ONTO VICTORIA'S LEG AND SHE DRAGGED ME ACROSS THE GYM FLOOR. There's something wrong with me xD
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Wat. xD
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Simon was a man. He loved to play a game he made up called 'Simon Says,' which is where he bosses people around. One day, he decided to play it with a young boy. He gave him many orders, and the boy did them all. Frustrated, Simon yelled, "I say fly to the moon!" And so the boy did. He grew wings and flew up to the moon, then floated back down. Simon was awestruck, and decided to try that. But with the sun. He told the boy, "I say make a game called Simon says where You do just what we were doing!" Simon concentrated hard on flying up to the sun, and so he started to do. He sprouted wings, but was never seen again.
And that is how the game Simon says was started! -
It was a dark and stormy night.
AND AN AMERICAN SOB TURNED THE LIGHTS ON AND RUINED THE THEME -
YOU'RE MAKING LOVE TO THE WALL. IS THIS A BAD TIME?
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TROY I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, GO TO YOUR HOUSE, AND STEAL ALL YOUR TOILET PAPER.
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..What.
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POOR WALL
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I have sex with pans. Non stick only, because yeah.
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