The person to post the funniest post in this thread
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Thread Topic: The person to post the funniest post in this thread
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So, this guy dies, right? And he's given two choices: Heaven or Hell. God shows him Heaven, where he sees a bunch of angels, clouds, music, etc. Then, God shows him Hell, which has a sunset and a beach with hot girls running around in bikinis. Naturally, he chooses Hell. Three days later, God checks on him, and there's a bunch of fire and s---. The guy asks "What happened to the Hell you showed me first?", to which God replied, "Oh, that's just the screensaver.".
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Ha.
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Lol Faith.
Lol Geek. xD -
Oh so I have a joke. A woman is walking down an alley and she gets hit by a car. She goes to the hosptial, and is laying on the bed. She can feel her soul rising out of her body. She was like "Wow god, this is it? Is it just gonna end there?" and god was like "Nah, you have 35 more years to live." so she wanted to start a new life. She had all this cosmetic surgery done for a new look. So then she walked out of the hospital. As she was crossing the street, she got hit by a speeding ambulance and died. And she was like "Is that it, God? I thought I had 35 more years to live!" and god was like "Oh it's you? I didn't recognize you!"
Get it? Ya know...because of all the surgery and the stuff....No? Okay I'll stop now ._. -
GOD SHOULD KNOW ALL OF HIS BABIES. >-
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A pig walks into a bar and orders 13 tall drinks and drinks them all, without a break. The bartender asks "Do you want me to show you to the bathroom?" The pig shakes his head. "No thanks, I'm the little pig who goes wee wee wee all the way home."
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What do you say when a group of white guys come down a hill?
AVALANCHE!!! -
Remember that time we played hide 'n' seek in first grade?
I must be really good! -
How many more posts? Because this could go on forever.
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How does a butcher introduce his wife?
"Meet Patty." -
Or 'meat'.
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Let's have this go to page 5.
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