Somebody Help!
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Thread Topic: Somebody Help!
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What do you do when somebody says they hate you but they won't tell you why? :( Just asking, what do u guys think of me? What's wrong with me? :(
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Don't worry, I have that same problem. Just ignore the person.
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your fine! I don't see why somebody would say they hate you, unless their a total beelzabulb
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1234567891012 Newbiewhy do new people always ask what other people think of them its getting f---ing annoying
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Thanks, but still. We've been good friends for a while, then she justs flips out and starts screaming everything that's wrong with me. The list was pretty long. :(
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Don't worry
here a a little song I wr0te I hope you sing it note from note don't worry
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(Intro)I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song)Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been hereTo whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his earI am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on highI go by many names by there is one you cannot denyMy name is Satan, hi everybody!Ahh, let me tell you a little about myselfMy friends all call me old scratch and I am a CapricornMy turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unbornI've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee, little devil eyes to help a little devil seelittle cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to skiI'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
Mephistopheles
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me BeelzI love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby sealsThen I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel[ From: ]Try to wash off that baby seal smellAnd then I'll make a toast to meHey, here's to my hell..Th My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a sonAnd now he makes his living as a singing comedianI'm in every Zeppelin albumI'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rantsI'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddleAnd f--- Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddleI'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to stealThat's f---ing bulls--- because I wouldn't be caught dead in GeorgiaOk, it's like Oh my God!Six, Six, Six!
(outro)Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You f---ing think of whatever you want.
Read more: STEPHEN LYNCH - BEELZ LYRICS -
That was pretty funny. :)
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:) Thanks guys!
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Lucky- Aww[no urls] Ignore that person than.
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It's kinda hard cuz she won't stop texting me and she said some pretty mean stuff. :[
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Lucky- Tell her to stop this madness and go kick rocks, What did I ever do to you? and Stop texting me, if you hate me, why are you texting me in the first place.
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Block her number or put the phone on mute
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